I fail at being a boy because... I can't stand sports.
I fail at being a boy because... I only work out to try to fit into a smaller dress size
I fail at being a boy because... I'd rather get dressed up than watch women strip
I fail at being a boy because... I couldn't wear the pants in a relationship if my life depended on it
I fail at being a boy because... apparently boys don't cry
I fail at being a boy because... I like them too much
I fail at being a boy because... frankly, I have more fun this way
