My SO knew that I was going to crossdress before I did it the first time ever. She knew I was going OUT enfemme before I did it the first time. I have no secrets from my SO. I just know she will not be able to laugh it off. Even if just laughing it off, saying "not a big deal to me", or "yep and he looks good too", or "he is having some silly fun". Would do the trick, she just will not be able to do that. When confronted with an unplanned situation she is not able to take control. But to me she is the perfect person of my dreams.
I have no intention of facilitating any confrontation with the neighbors.
I was seeking funny answers.
And I definitely do look better than seven of the ten neighbors. Not that it means anything to me. But it might to them if a guy looks better in women's clothes than they do in their sweats. It is comparing a prepped apple to an unprepared orange.
So any FUNNY responses out there?