Hahahahaha you have me almost peeing my pantie, your post is by far my favorite on this site. I can't wait until my wife wakes up so Ican show her. My boxers also looked like a nappy or as my wife said a sumo wrestler nappy thing:D so I done the same. I done my nail and was sneeky enough to do my kids so i could claim I was just having fun with the girls.

This next one is my proudest work hahahahaha almost wetting myself thinking about it now. I saved up and so kindly got my wonderful wife a Sunbed just because i am that good of a hubby and not so I could claim my body hair was stopping me from getting an even tan lol hehehehe she spent hours shaving and waxing because i am like a bear. She was cracking up because of my yelps of pain as she waxed if only she knew that I had my arm over my face to hide the look of total bliss on my face and not to hide the tears in my eyes as I told her . all planed before I got such a kind gift but telling her the truth has backfired because now all the fun for her is gone from waxing me. Still was great while it lasted.

I have lots of stories like that but sure i have plenty of time to share them.

Now need to get my serious hat on again, sounds to me your wife wants you to crossdress.
I hope this next coment does not offend but maybe she might have a little bi side. My wife came out to me about two months ago and I just laughed at her and told her it was about time she worked that one out, I knew from the second I met her. She told her parents and then she got a bit angry because the reacted the same as me, they laughed and said the knew since she was about 14. She started complaining that if we all knew the we should have told her she was no lol beat the crap out of the 3 of us after that because we could not stop laughing. What a pair we make, on our first date and right up to now she has been pointing out women's butts and boobs too me and she didn't think that she might be bi but the best part is every time I would grunt in agreement but then get so excited at telling her how fabulous their skiny jeans looked or would even go over and ask the women where the got them cloths lol what a pair.

Listen boynamedsue, thank you so very much for this tread ;D i could not sleep tonight but after all this laughing I am knackered. Thanks much much much love

Anton Jon.