ibidem all. plus:
You watch Downton Abbey.
You can run in heels.
You watch Downton Abbey for the outfits.
You plan your outfit on whether or not you have shaved your legs.
You cheer upon learning that Cassandra Jones (the advice columnist in Edith's womens' magazine) was actually Septimus Spratt, Lady Crawley's Butler, on Downton Abbey.
You plan chores so that your manicure can last.
You look up the actors who played on the now ended Downton Abbey to see what other movies and shows they are in.
And you ignore people bitching about what is and is not female. Go change your tampon already...