Call this self-deprecating humor or something. I guess it's just something for everyone to laugh at.
So, since I work from home, I sometimes wear some short-heeled booties around the house. That was the case today. Well, over lunch, I had to go to a city office to handle some personal business, then to our corporate office to sign some paperwork. Of course, Dummy forgot and left his heels on and didn't realize it until I got to the city office. Too late to turn back home, because of time constraints. Fingers crossed (and thanking that even size 6 boot-cut jeans are long on me, since I'm so short), in I went, consciously making sure not to heel-toe. There was a built-in distraction that I'll keep to myself, but I don't think anyone noticed. Whew.
After I got back out to the car, my worry was going to corporate, where I absolutely could not take that risk. That's when I remembered my bowling bag in the trunk that I haven't used in like three years. Grabbed my bowling shoes, for lack of a better idea, and wore those. Disaster averted.
That said, I may have to buy new bowling shoes, since wearing them anywhere other than the lane pretty much ruins them . . . . .
Yeah, I do dumb stuff like that.