Your wife called me. She told me to tell you that she noticed. As I hung up your neighbour next door called me. She told me to call back your wife to ask her who was this guy wearing pantyhose in her car last night. Next up was Joe. He told me that Kamala got a call from her good friend telling her that her sister drove in your neighborhood and her daughter of 6 told her "Mummy, why is the mister wearing pantyhose to watch TV with his wife?". This was shortly before I took my plane to Nuuk Greenland. From there, another trip in a bush plane to Igdlunguaq, a few hours of sleigh ride until I reached this promontory with the Kilroy was here sign. A few miles more, walking with the dogs with snow up to my thighs, and I arrived to the iced grotto of Apanuugaq the Solitary. Apanugaaq greeted me and offered me to share his kiviak lunch with him. After we ate to our heart's content, he poured me a glass of Brennivin and brought me up to date with the latest gossips about his immediate neighborhood 500 miles around. At some point his iPhone 15 Pro 512 GB buzzed and I asked him what the news was about. "It's a friend from America" he said. "She's telling me that her husband is wearing pantyhose again thinking she didn't notice". We drank more Brennivin.
