Are you gay? You must be.

I heard it all before. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but I am not gay. I don't even like it when I see men kiss in the tv shows or movies. I block it with my hand. I just don't like it.

But I can doll up like hell. I don't go out looking for men. I am pretty sure you don't either. It took 3 years for my wife to finally stop asking me that question.

Show your wife some facts about the men who cross dress. She will be shocked to see the percentage of straight men that engage in the practice.