I swear it wasn't my idea

[Maria 60]

Long story short a friend of mines son goes to a University of arts of music school and they have a performance night coming up and some parents wanted to surprise there children with playing a song at the end of the show and they needed a guitar player. I told him I don't pick up the guitar like I used to and with the arthritis in my fingers I'm very limited.
I meet with the other parents last night and they wanted to play a song but also make it humorous at the same time. Some suggestions we dress up like the rock band Kiss or play a AC/DC song and I suggested we get long hair wigs and play a Led Zeppelin song. One of the wifes suggested we play the Robert Palmer song Addicted to Love and we could dress like the girls in the music video and she could dress like Robert Palmer and sing. I haven't seen this video in years and she found it on her phone and boy did some memories come back. I don't know if anyone here has ever seen the video but the women are all dressed in short black dresses and bright red lipstick and definitely not playing the instruments.
I was more of the outsider and they agreed to it and asked me if I was ok with it, well you know I was. I'm not going to get into much more details but one parent looked down at himself and asked what are we going to do with our package. I must say this was the first time I had a discussion about cross gender that was very civilized. One person said he believes trans and cross dressers should show it after all they have it and why hide it and I was very pleased with the calm discussion that did have a lot of positive opinions.
When I got home and told my wife what they had in mind and showed her the video she gave this look like I was behind it all. I told her "I swear it wasn't my idea". I told her that one of the wifes is willing to alter some dresses for us but the real problem for them was were are they going to find black heels for men sizes. I didn't tell them I have a few pairs of black Stilettos
I explained to her what one of the parent said about there package showing and my wife laughed and told me she knows me to well and the minute I slip my leg into a pair of pantyhose I going to have a big package to deal with. Wow! I never thought of that, I may have to hang the guitar a little lower.
I'll keep you all in the loop and hopefully some pics but I have to go practice now, got less then a month to learn it. And I swear it wasn't my idea.

[Philippa Jane]

That is a good story and the fact that your wife thought you were responsible for the idea was amusing.
Then you had to go and cap it off with her remarks about the package.
I can't wait to hear more about this thread.

[Traci H]

Maria, I know that video well. One of my favorites actually. I?m with your wife, it was your suggestion I?m sure. What some girls won?t do to get into a dress! Gees!

What a fun experience to try and navigate this with not looking too knowledgeable. The pale makeup of those woman will be very fun to try. You and your guy friends can bring the whole package!

[Jamie Lynn]

Great story and it sounds like a fun time, Maria! Looking forward to the final results! Could be a hoot!

[CarlaWestin]

Oh the irony! Great story. You need to really let us tag along on this one.
Now would you please get that song out of my head!

[Stephanie47]

I am waiting for how you're going to explain how you're so adept to walking in a pair of black stilettos.

[Robbiegirl]

I need to hear a bit more about the discussion where the lady just happened to come up with the idea and how easily the guys agreed to up coming dress fittings in bras and heels and then performing in pantyhose and dresses ! LOL Are most of these guys in good shape ? Like what do you think there dress sizes are ?

[bridget thronton]

Have fun.

[JulieC]

Shania Twain's "Man, I feel like a woman" was a response of sorts to Palmer's video. She's sexy as hell in that video.

I don't think I have to tell you to do this but...Maria, have fun with this

[susan jackson]

If you need help ... here are the guitar tabs

https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab...-chords-269249

[Maria 60]

Thanks for the great support and wishing me fun. My only problem is they all know each other because of there children's interest. They seem like down to earth people and are much younger then me but as much as they try not to leave me out, there were a lot of conversation that I felt left out, I guess they have there own inside jokes. We are going to have to practice together soon and I'm not going to over try to fit in and just try to be myself but threw most of the decision making I was kind of left out in the wings. It's great to at least have my friend there and like I said I didn't get into much detail but it sounds like there not really trying to perfectly remake the video but instead maybe look like men wearing dresses and make it more funny. I think I'm going to be a little uncomfortable when we have a fully dressed rehearsal and I'm going to have to reveal my shaved legs and hairless body. I will try to have fun with it but just hope I make a comfort connection with them so I could feel more comfortable especially when it does come to trying on of fem items.

[Philippa Jane]

Maria.
I think the fears are all in your head.
I am currently reading a book that deals with the idea that if you worry about the things you cannot control then you are destined never to fulfil your dreams.
So in this case you are worrying about others seeing your shaved body. Ignore this. No one is going to say anything and if they did just ignore it.
It can only impact you if you allow it to. You cannot control what others think, say or do.
You can only control how you react.
I will do a review in the book section.

[alwayshave]

Maria, I am with your wife, you suggested this. My wife would have the same response as yours.

[Natalie5004]

It sounds like a riot of a time to me. I would not worry about the guys. Make yourself a knockout. Perfect makeup and all.
Just learn that song.

[JesseVF]

The fact they are worried about packages showing tells me they are serious about appearing womanly - have fun!

[Traci H]

I chided you about suggesting this yourself. But as Jamie said, my wife would accuse me of putting this into play, knowing I would relish the chance to dress up. I do envy your chance to use your skills to present and help the others. Enjoy!

[Raychel]

I would be jumping for joy on the inside.
Then I would be spending hours looking for just the right dress and heels for the look
That would be so fun. I might have to try and recreate the look even though I will not be in the production.

[OrdinaryAverageGuy]

I wonder if the wife that suggested it did so knowing that her own husband would love the idea....

[April Rose]

1. what OAG says.
2 I've been wearing shorts with shaved legs every summer for years now and nobody has ever said Boo.
3. I wish I could play guitar well enough to be invited to play with a group.

[docrobbysherry]

Maria, you're naivity is showing again!

How will they know u shave? Who cares if u know how to tuck? (Read it online, have a trans or drag queen friend, etc.)

But, u mite make friends by explaining u have an aunt, wife's friend, etc. , etc. that wears size 12 heels and will lend u some of them for the show!

[CDMargret]

So when you put on your heels you have to complain about how do the girls wear these things and walk badly in them. Your going to have such a wonderful time. I wanna see the video.

[jjjjohanne]

Tuck early, while you are in menswear and tuck friendly. It tends to not climb out if it is pre-tucked. YMMV.

[Maria 60]

Ill give a little update, early in the week I talked to my friend and he told me that one of the others didn't like that we were being humerus about this. He thought we should play something more challenging and serious to show there children that there parents are talented musicians.
I'm not into social media at all but all at once I start getting requests to join chat groups and each one is missing one person of the group, so my first thought is this must be social media gossip and there most be another chat without me in it. Just curiosity I started reading some of the chats and one of them thought we had a great idea and he already shaved his legs and tried on his wife's pantyhose and thought they felt great. Another one said his wife's black dress fit him and his wife is going to see if her mother has a pair of black shoes because she has big feet.
Half of the time i couldn't keep track of which person was missing from the curtain group chat and I'm at a age where I don't have much patience for this so I just got out of them all. I don't know what's going on anymore with this I didn't really have time to practice the song anyway but I have a feeling after reading a little of what they said we might be getting a few more members here.

[Verity]

What a stroke of luck! Such a fantastic opportunity! I too wonder if the wife who suggested it might have been helping her husband. Enjoy every moment!

[Traci H]

Thanks for the update Maria. Interesting all the little twists and turns. We are all very curious what path this will take and what other sub-plots are going on. Enjoy.