Right then.... Bras?....What a pain in the ass. Is there one that's been invented that doesn't itch somewhere or the strap falls off one shoulder all the time?

Buy the correct size and adjust it accordingly, and if you want lace, there is soft lace, not itchy lace - big difference

Those shoes that women wear that are basically a bit of cloth with a sole so thin you can read braile through them. Do your feet go numb?

Don't buy those kind of shoes. There are lots of options, buy the correct size and make sure they are comfortable before purchase.

Tights/Pantyhose....Is there any make of pantyhose that are woman shaped and don't need some sort of hitching up, round, down, or up again after 10 minutes of wearing them?

Buy a few sizes larger than it says on the package to avoid those nuisances. Or don't wear pantyhose

Big boobs.....How long was the window of opportunity when you thought "Woo hoo!" to "These are really seriously annoying."?

Don't have this problem

At what point did you realise that the height of your heels was way beyond your desire for sex that night and you'd rather be wearing a fluffy dressing gown and bunny slippers and watching Sex In The City?

Don't buy heels too high, otherwise the night is miserable

How many times can you blow,stroke, or flick your long hair out of your face before you go insane? (I found it was when it got entangled with my kebab).

Clips, ponytail holders, elastic headbands are your friend. I have long hair but wear it up when it's windy. In the house it doesn't seem to have to be flicked or blown out of my face.