*Kimberley turns to the Captain and bats her eyes.*
I've been meaning to discuss a rather delicate matter. It seems the first cabin boy has been very diligent in his duties. Have you considered making him a full member of the crew?
*Kimberley puts hand on Captain's arm and smiles.*
I do believe he has the energy and most certainly the loyalty.
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Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
... but not the maturity.. the fool!Originally Posted by Kimberley
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I don't need advice on how to be a man. I just am one.
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YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.
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You are as wise as you are lovely, Lady Kimberley, but I'm afraid that would leave our ship minus a cabin boy. Quite a dilemma, don't you agree?
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
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Well, that will come with additional responsibility and the threat of punishment for transgression. (Dont ask....lmao)
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
Minor detail Bub.Go for the promo. I can take the Cabin boy spot. I wear a lotta hats ya know (besides other things)
Well Captain, being in port would allow you to shang.... I mean enlist the services of a new one would it not?
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
Good point, Ericka and Kimberley . . . and you're very persuasive (especially when you bat your eyes). Hmmm . . . but I haven't heard from Cabin Boy Poc yet. If he really wants that promotion he may have to prove himself to the captain . . . by shining his boots (what did you think I meant?).
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Er spit shining them of course.Good point, Ericka and Kimberley . . . and you're very persuasive (especially when you bat your eyes). Hmmm . . . but I haven't heard from Cabin Boy Poc yet. If he really wants that promotion he may have to prove himself to the captain . . . by shining his boots (what did you think I meant?).
Well we do know he can clean rum barrels better than anyone so boots it shall be.
I do find it curious that he resists the priviledge of carrying a cutlass (and having his way with the ladies at will)
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
*kneels before the Captain.... to er, shine his boots ...of course*
Weeelll, maybe in 10 years or so I can be promoted to cabin man (even though men can be cabin boys too) LOL!
I don't need advice on how to be a man. I just am one.
www.dec.org.uk <-- in desperate need of our help.
YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.
PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!
Kimberley adjust her skirts.
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
*kneels before the Captain.... to er, shine his boots ...of course*
Wow, that left me so flustered, I can't even think what position to promote you to. Suggestions, anyone? I won't argue, he's certainly proved himself.
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Perhaps as assistant to the stores master?
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
Well . . . after that . . . um . . . very thorough boot-shining, he can have any spot he wants (short of captain) - so he may want to aim a little higher.
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Yeah, forgot you were hiding that other Cabin boy in there.:rolleyes:Kimberley adjust her skirts.
*grins* :D :D
Wow, that left me so flustered, I can't even think what position to promote you to. Suggestions, anyone? I won't argue, he's certainly proved himself.
[Edit: hahaha "thorough boot-shining"!]
I don't need advice on how to be a man. I just am one.
www.dec.org.uk <-- in desperate need of our help.
YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.
PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!
Well, I can't make you Officer in Charge of Boot-Shining, so how about Purser?
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
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Does that mean he carries my purse?? (So I was blonde in my younger days)
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
:rolleyes:
Ahhh the serving wench has returned.
More drink! More rum ballsh....
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
I think Purser Poc was so overwhelmed by the festivities (not to mention the promotion and the boot-shining), he's sleeping it off in the nearest hammock. In fact, it seems like a few people have found a comfy corner to snooze. Must have been quite a party! :D
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Ahhh just a short respite.. I am sure it will continue in due course. (I notice that Kay also disappeared about the same time.:D )
Perhaps time to follow suit. (My fifth of Screech is almost empty... seriously) although there is a full one of Bacardi. After that (probably by the end of the week) it will be single malt.
Nite Capn.
Kimberley
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
HMM--Think the new Purser and I will get along just fine. Think I'll sleep under Poc's hammock. Nice view from down there for sure.
Taking notes from the crowsnest. The Admiralty will reward me handsomely (sigh) for this evidence of pirate debauchery.
Wouldn't want to get caught though. That might mean a lashing. From that handsome pirate captain :blushing: (sigh
Wouldn't want that
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