Party's on I here, and how much rum did I have? And if you were looking for the cabin boy I did find him under my skirt:mad: , little runt I got a date, I say walk the plank with him
Party's on I here, and how much rum did I have? And if you were looking for the cabin boy I did find him under my skirt:mad: , little runt I got a date, I say walk the plank with him
that wasnt rum you were drinking, you kept going for my Tequila bottlesOriginally Posted by Tina Dixon
Oh so thats why I feel this way, well pass the rum then, and I wonder who else was under my skirt:mad: , hey any one seen the Captain
*opening the Captain's door* What the 'ell is going on out here? Can't a girl enjoy a quiet moment in the Captain's hot tub in peace?
Oh would you look at this! What a site! Tina, nice gown, but from the looks of all those bumps in it, you have to have half the crew under there. Erica, what are you doing laying on that barrel? That's the position we put people in to get the water out of them when they fall over board. Oh, I see,Never mind.
Looks like quite a time. Is that Lisa over there? Can barely make her out through all the crew around her, but why do they keep looking behind her? She hiding something back there?
I'm going back into the cabin. Lovely day, get freshened up and might put on my bathing suit. *Door closes*
Comfortable in my own skin.
"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity, and never cease to be amazed by it!" Lazarus Long
I'm not wild... I'm just fun.
Der Transsexuellaußenseiter
The lovers have flown...
[SIZE="3"]VENI VIDI VICI[/SIZE]
Awww... You boy's are all so sweet
Der Transsexuellaußenseiter
The lovers have flown...
[SIZE="3"]VENI VIDI VICI[/SIZE]
(A somewhat dis-shelve Sarah Rabbit shifts and moves some boxes she was sleeping under)
Whoa, what a shin-dig. Any one finds my knickers, just send them to me. Any pics of me, I require royalties
(Sarah stumbles out of the door to the nearest MacDonalds for some much needed grease)
Sarah R.
Every time I walk down the street, I see every eye on me.
Every time they look at me, I wonder, who do they see?
Perfection in disguise,with regimes and alibis.
The girl in the mirror , isn't the same as the girl in my heart
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I guess what Sarah is trying to tell us is that pics are for quids.
I guess what Sarah is trying to tell us is that pics are for quids.
Seems like everyone had a good time - glad you ladies enjoyed yourselves. And don't worry about your reputations - what happens on the ship stays on the ship (now, about those pics . . . )
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Rats, I guess I was to late, and I just got my tux cleaned, see my avatar...:D
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Oh God, Thy sea is so great and my boat is so small
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Daintre, gone but not forgotten, R.I.P. Angel xx
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My rep precedes me(unfortunately). The Ladies' reps are safe with me (until I need some "leverage") and it was my grand privalege to serve all you regal folks. We're outta Rum though. Need some post haste.Anyone seen Poc---er the Purser?
Seems like everyone had a good time - glad you ladies enjoyed yourselves. And don't worry about your reputations - what happens on the ship stays on the ship (now, about those pics . . . )
Well after I got rid of that big dress, (Can you believe I found empty rum bottles and one cabin boy under it) got in to some more partying, rum was tasting good, and here's a little leg shot and some undies to keep the boys excited:D
Last edited by Tina Dixon; 01-28-2007 at 03:43 PM.
:D Well I had a good time anyway....
If I didn't like it I would have you walking the plank
I should change my rank to "1st skirt boy" then..If I didn't like it I would have you walking the plank
Boy's hell Tina, I'm excited--wahwowhee! Oops--sorry--plum lost my head there for a minute Ma'am.:p
Even got the sea wench excitedBoy's hell Tina, I'm excited--wahwowhee! Oops--sorry--plum lost my head there for a minute Ma'am.
Outta rum? Rum balls too? Hmmm, I know the Capn has a private stock. No wonder he wants to know why the rum is always gone.:D
Well, I didnt even get a chance to compliment the Cap'n on his dress cutlass. Has such a lovely curve to it and of course, the wrapping is always there for protection less someone get poked by the point.
Oh well, guess it is time to call the handmaids to get me out of this and then head for the secluded cove beyond the point. Quiet and secluded. Perfect for a gurl to catch some sun.
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
Drat! Why is the rum always gone?! :p
Nice tux, Jenni!
Nice leg shot, Tina (woo-hoo!) - no wonder Evert was out of sight all evening. I think we can upgrade him to cabin man now.
Kimberley, you're the biggest flirt!You don't need to tell all the girls about my sword. :blushing:
And who did Sarah and Lisa go home with?
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
she was meant to be, but disappeared half way through the evening when i went to the bathroom
*coughsdrunkenwenchcoughs* :p
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Taking notes from the crowsnest. The Admiralty will reward me handsomely (sigh
Wouldn't want to get caught though. That might mean a lashing. From that handsome pirate captain :blushing: (sigh
Wouldn't want that
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
******************she was meant to be, but disappeared half way through the evening when i went to the bathroom
Bathroom? Seems like the crew disappeared about the same time she and Kay did. NOW we know why the rum is all gone!!!
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Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
Note to Kieron: keep an eye on your date . . . even if you have to drag her to the bathroom with you (these young cabin boys work fast).she was meant to be, but disappeared half way through the evening when i went to the bathroom
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Only brig ever seen with heavy curtains and soft down .... uh...furnishings.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
www.transgenderlondon.com
Venus and Mars are not aligned; Good thing.
Where are all the rumballs?
I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...
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