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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericka/Rich View Post
    Yeah, a lot of that "slipping" going around. Anyway, let me sit on your lap to tell you how "good" I was (last night).
    No need to sweetie. I took notes. Even have some pictures. They took a long time to draw though, and with all the pitching of the ship they're kind of squiggly, but I think everyone back on land will be able to see how 'good' you were.

    ps- I get a bonus from some guy at the North Pole for some of this 'ahem' undercover work.

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    Haha! Kerriana, EKR and Kimberley, all so funny... all so "sweet" :p

    Feel free to sit on my lap anyone
    Er...why?...because I'm cold... yes that's why, ahem....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptLex View Post
    Off to the brig with you sailor . . . I'll take care of you later.
    Hehe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptLex View Post
    Off to the brig with you sailor . . . I'll take care of you later.
    But I'm in the brig still! ...oh wait a minute. This might work out. ...better fluff up a ... pillow!:p

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    Waheey!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by pocoyo View Post
    Haha! Kerriana, EKR and Kimberley, all so funny... all so "sweet" :p

    Feel free to sit on my lap anyone
    Er...why?...because I'm cold... yes that's why, ahem....
    Sure! You can borrow my beard and I'll tell you what I want.

    Oh! My! I didn't know Pursers carried pistols too! :blushing:

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    I'm afraid that's not a pistol, it's a blunderbuss lol!
    How did this beard end up here?
    I don't need advice on how to be a man. I just am one.

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    Oops! hee hee hee.

    I mean ho ho ho. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by pocoyo View Post
    I'm afraid that's not a pistol, it's a blunderbuss lol!
    cannont.jpg
    But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]

    Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]

    Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
    - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerrianna View Post
    Oops! hee hee hee.

    I mean ho ho ho. :D


    Ho ho ooohhhh dearrrryy meee..... :yikes:
    Last edited by pocoyo; 12-17-2006 at 07:54 PM.
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    HAHAAA LEX!!!
    That's brilliant lmao
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    Hmmm Capt, yer right of course, but that is a mighty fine looking canon you've got.

    Just don't point it at me. I'm a lady.

    :shifty: I was just saying that to fool everyone. Ready, aim, fire!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerrianna View Post
    Hmmm Capt, yer right of course, but that is a mighty fine looking canon you've got.

    Just don't point it at me. I'm a lady.

    :shifty: I was just saying that to fool everyone. Ready, aim, fire!
    After you spend one night in the brig with the Purser you'll have a hard time finding anyone to believe that. These young salts can reload very quickly. :p
    But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]

    Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]

    Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
    - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]

    [SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by pocoyo View Post
    I'm afraid that's not a pistol, it's a blunderbuss lol!
    How did this beard end up here?
    She's undercover Hon, under who's I dunno. Careful with blunderb--whatever you call it!

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    Oh my!

    Maybe I should make my escape now before my reputation is tarnished like the cheap silver of the Admiral's cutlery.

    LOOK! A butterfly!

    ...makes her escape, grabbing the beard on the way out. Never get off the ship without a disguise!

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    Did aynone tell her the gangplank is over open water?

    Oh well, the more ladies who desert the better for me. I mean more to clean my cabin...
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    Where are all the rumballs?
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    Say Kimberley, can't find Poc. Care to come over and sample the Rum shipment we just got?

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    Wow, morning all, passing out in a life boat is sure hard on the back, ow, now wheres my skirt and who unhooked my bra:mad:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tina Dixon View Post
    Wow, morning all, passing out in a life boat is sure hard on the back, ow, now wheres my skirt and who unhooked my bra:mad:
    I know Tina but my lips are sealed. I'm under a blood oath not to tell.:p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ericka/Rich View Post
    I know Tina but my lips are sealed. I'm under a blood oath not to tell.:p
    Good wench...

    o god.. I think I just blew my cover...
    Last edited by Evert; 12-18-2006 at 01:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberley View Post
    Did aynone tell her the gangplank is over open water?

    Oh well, the more ladies who desert the better for me. I mean more to clean my cabin...
    [SIZE="3"]SPLASH!!![/SIZE]

    OOPS!
    No wonder I'm wet :shocked:

    Better sneak back on board and find somewhere to dry off.

    Ah! Down here amongst these rum barrels. No one comes down here I'm sure. Now to get that wet dress off....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerrianna View Post
    [SIZE="3"]SPLASH!!![/SIZE]

    OOPS!
    No wonder I'm wet :shocked:

    Better sneak back on board and find somewhere to dry off.

    Ah! Down here amongst these rum barrels. No one comes down here I'm sure. Now to get that wet dress off....
    The swim did you good, Hon. At least it got rid of the beard. They'll never recognize you now. I won't tell 'em for sure. :shh:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tina Dixon View Post
    Wow, morning all, passing out in a life boat is sure hard on the back, ow, now wheres my skirt and who unhooked my bra:mad:
    **************
    Yup. The capn sure knows how to throw a party.

    Didnt lose your panties too did you?

    Gotta watch the Capn's private stock. Nothing like overproof dark rum.
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    Where are all the rumballs?
    I may not soar with eagles, but then weasels dont get sucked into jet engines...

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    Oh goody. Pirate clothes.

    Now they'll think I'm one of them.

    Let's see, "hee hee...no, HO HO HO and a bottle of rum!"

    Just practise up on my cussing and drinking and carousing and they should be fooled in no time. :p

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    Quote Originally Posted by kerrianna View Post
    Oh goody. Pirate clothes.

    Now they'll think I'm one of them.

    Let's see, "hee hee...no, HO HO HO and a bottle of rum!"

    Just practise up on my cussing and drinking and carousing and they should be fooled in no time. :p
    Cool avatar, Kerrianna . . . very Elizabeth Swann.
    But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]

    Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]

    Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .
    - [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]

    [SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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