I can see that. She'll be sorry tomorrow. Well...about the drunk part...don't know about anything else.
You should be a gentleman and make sure she gets to bed ok. And you can't use the Captn's bed cuz he's already in it. As a matter of fact, I think I will go over and tend to his wounds.
Oh, my poor sweet Captain,...ooo, that must have hurt. Here let me put a cool clothe to your forehead. You're sooo hot!![]()