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    Okay we have pocs in the boat. Now where are those other lovebirds? I'd say heat of the moment but that is a bit of a stretch.... We need a tow back to the ship.
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    Well, I'm not rowing! Can't ruin these nails.
    *slaps Pocs around a bit more - shakes him* Hey YOU!!!
    Wake up!!!!. Hmmm, looks like someone brought a bit too much rum with him.

    Ouch! Those burny things are starting to fall. They'll ruin my new bikini! (if any of them can actually find a piece of material big enough to burn)

    [SIZE="4"]OOOOOOH KKKKONNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!![/SIZE]
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    Damned apes, up to monkey business.....

    I'll call too...

    [SIZE="4"]OOOOOOH KKKKONNNNNNNGGGGGGG!!![/SIZE]
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    Oh here they come! Looks like bits of fur are smoldering.

    Hey! Who's still calling "Ohhhh Konnnnngggg!" ???

    Oh, him. He's cute. Wonder if we can catch him?
    *holds bit of cookie crumb out to....*
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    Oh nooooo! Now the capn will start breeding parrotts. Unless they are gay. Did you look to see? At this rate we are going to need an ark.
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    Well maybe the Captn's parrot needs a friend, and no I did not look and see.

    Who cares if it's a he or a she? As long as it's a nice bird I'm sure the Captn can make room.

    We'd better get moving...there's steamy red stuff trickling down the beach. Looks kinda yicky.

    To the boat Kong!....er and Ms Kong. ?

    I already said "to the boat" Kimber...oh...it's the bird again. How cute.
    "I dwell in possibility."

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    [SIZE="4"]SWIM YOU GREAT HAIRY BEASTS! SWIM AND GET US OUT OF HERE.[/SIZE]

    Well dear, so much for our little lagoon.... It really was loverly...
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    * Myhna bird sits on Pocs chest saying: [SIZE="1"]'awwwk, you great hairy beast'[/SIZE]

    Yes, it was loverly...er lovely (dang we're starting to talk like that purser!).

    I guess we'll be shoving off when we get back to the ship.

    Well, we'll obviously need to restock on oreos and rum, so maybe the Capt will take us to an exciting port town in time for Valentine's!
    Last edited by kerrianna; 02-09-2007 at 12:01 AM.
    "I dwell in possibility."

    "Say what you want and be who you are, because those who matter don't mind, and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss

    "I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it."
    George Bernard Shaw

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    Ahhh, here we are. Yoo hoo! Boys! Give us a hand will you?
    Hello? [SIZE="1"]Hello?[/SIZE]
    Oh shut up.

    Hmmm, sure is quiet. Guess they're all sleeping. Okay Kimbers let's you and I get ourselves clean and dry and we'll just leave the purser asleep in the boat lashed to the deck.

    Think we should leave the bird sitting on him too for now.
    [SIZE="1"]You great hairy beast! You great hairy beast![/SIZE]

    hope the bird doesn't do that all night.
    Come on Kimbers, been a long day.
    "I dwell in possibility."

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    Hahaha!! I really enjoyed reading your adventures when I got up this morning. Brilliant! :D

    *****

    *wakes up* woaah.... *mutters to self* I kept dreaming that Salandra was talking to me... that was weird.... uh, rum...? Wench?

    We're back on the ship? Did I pass out?
    WTF is that bird doing on my chest?


    *groans*
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    *kerrianna's beautiful face looks down at the bedraggle purser*

    Oh, finally with us are you? Tut-tut, you look a fright. [SIZE="1"]you look a fright! you look a fright![/SIZE]

    Here, have some coffee. You'd think rum would be the last thing you want. :rolleyes:

    I did see Salandra here earlier. I'm sure she can bring you something to put in the coffee.

    *kerrianna reaches out an arm to help the purser get out of the boat....*
    "I dwell in possibility."

    "Say what you want and be who you are, because those who matter don't mind, and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss

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    *goes to sit up and clutches head* uuurrhg.
    Oh shut that bird up would you?

    Coffee? What about hair of the.. uh.. ape? Eww I think theres one in my coffee....

    Yeh wheres that saucy Sally when you need her?

    *takes the beautifully toned and tanned arm*
    Thanks darlin'... *double takes at her face*... you look nice today...
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    Oh look in the bottom of the boat!!!! The great lover has awakened from his beauty rest!:rolleyes:

    You really do need a wash up. I hear the capn is going to hoist anchor and put to sea. That means his cabin will need cleaning so you will have to get the boys to work and do their jobs... And that hot tub does need a good scrubbing.

    And my cabin needs a bit of a touching up too. Think you could see to that? I would do it but a girl just has to take care of other things you know.

    Ohhhh Kerriiii? Do you have the makeup kit?
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    Hi Kimbers!

    Yes, let's go touch up while the crew gets busy.

    Hopefully Salandra will know enough how much rum each needs to perform at top efficiency.

    Oh, did you see Kong and Kongette are going to push us along too?

    ....when they're not making googly eyes at each other. :rolleyes:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberley View Post
    Oh look in the bottom of the boat!!!! The great lover has awakened from his beauty rest!:rolleyes:
    *wonders to self what she means by "great lover"....* can't remember much of what happened in the lagoon. *clears throat quietly & looks a bit sheepish*

    You really do need a wash up. I hear the capn is going to hoist anchor and put to sea. That means his cabin will need cleaning so you will have to get the boys to work and do their jobs... And that hot tub does need a good scrubbing.
    Hmm... I know a couple of scrubbers...
    I do like it in the Captains Cabin....

    And my cabin needs a bit of a touching up too. Think you could see to that? I would do it but a girl just has to take care of other things you know.
    Well if there's one thing I'm good at... it's a "bit of touching up"...

    Ohhhh Kerriiii? Do you have the makeup kit?
    [SIZE="1"]the make up kit, make up kit[/SIZE]
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    I am thinking Myna pie would be a lovely dinner tonight. Quite the delicacy on the Captain's Table.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimberley View Post
    I am thinking Myna pie would be a lovely dinner tonight. Quite the delicacy on the Captain's Table.
    Don't you dare touch that sweet little bird!
    I kind of like the way he listens to what we say.
    [SIZE="1"]listens to what we say! listens to what we say![/SIZE]

    :rolleyes: ...hmmm...can be a bit irritating....
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    Mmm he looks tasty *gives the myna a threatening look & licks lips*
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    YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.

    PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pocoyo View Post
    Mmm he looks tasty *gives the myna a threatening look & licks lips*
    *myhna looks back at Pocs*

    [SIZE="1"]mmm he looks tasty! mmm he looks tasty![/SIZE]

    *kerrianna looks at Pocs*

    Well, he does at that...glad to see you slicked your hair back and splashed some water on your face. Might have to do without the rum. I don't see Salandra around anymore.
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    *looks horrified for a moment*
    Oh er, that's ok. I've done without rum b4. once, for like, 3 hours.



    *smiles* so u think i look tasty huh?
    *runs hand through slicked back hair*
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    PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!

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    ooooh, nice Pocs. :p

    Kind of a Fonzie look.
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    < --- Das ist mein twin, Edward F lol!

    ****

    eeehhhh
    *clicks fingers and waits for the chicks to appear*
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    YO, yeh you! Please pray for &/or send your positive thoughts and love to Carol. And for Dominic, and Steve, and Karl. Miracles do happen, let's make them! Thank you kind person! And for Tristan's grandad to get better. & lovely Taylor. Pleease.

    PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pocoyo View Post
    < --- Das ist mein twin, Edward F lol!

    ****

    eeehhhh
    *clicks fingers and waits for the chicks to appear*
    *....crickets chirping...the sun setting...still waiting.....*
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    ... a tumbleweed rolls on past ......

    pocs' smile drops slightly, only slightly mind.....
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    PLEASE PRAY 4 CAROL'S LAST DAY OF RADIATION TREATMENT TO HAVE WORKED COMPLETELY EXCELLENTLY AND DESTROYED ALL THE BADNESS!! THANK YOU!

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    Tumbleweed?????????????
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