This morning I was about to leave my hotel room for a nice long run, dressed in my little jogging outfit, wig pulled back under my girly ball cap, when I spied the housekeeper just starting on my floor – perfect! I asked her if she could make up my room first, so by the time I got back from my run it was all finished, now I could put on the Do Not Disturb sign, change into a woman and come and go all day at my leisure, heaven! Or so I thought…a few hours later, when I got back from Starbucks and shopping, neither one of my magnetic keys worked – disaster! I was about to endure the humiliation of presenting myself to the front desk dressed as a woman in a denim skirt, where identification would no doubt be required, when I spied the same housekeeper down the hall. “Remember me?” I asked her, and she let me into my room with her key. Salvation! Wiped off my lip gloss and put on sunglasses, a quick change back into a guy, two new keys, and now I’m back in girl mode for the rest of the day. That housekeeper is gonna get a HUGE tip!