So I order a new dress from Amazon the other day and I receive it today. I am opening the package in the kitchen with much anticipation. My girlfriend of six years comes walking in just as I pull the dress out. I am delighted with my purchase and can not wait to put it on, which will be in about five minutes or at least that is what I think. As usual she wants to hold it and check it out. She is generally not the type of girl who wears dresses or any other type of female garb. So she asks if I would like to see her in it, and of course I do. A chance to see her in a dress is a real treat for me. The next thing I know I have just lost a brand new dress and I did not even get a chance to try it on. That’s OK though, I just re-ordered the same dress one size bigger. Girls are so cool.