I was having lunch with a long-time GG friend, and started talking about some embarrassing moments I've had in the out-and-about world. Here's what came to mind:
- Eating my hair. It took me quite a while to learn the art of not eating hair.
- Having a heel sink in deep and get stuck when walking over a grate or pavement transition. Last time was about two years ago, but I had a near miss last weekend.
- Leaving the bathroom with the back of my skirt hung up in my underwear. This happened once; I was saved by a woman who noticed as I was leaving.
- Losing a breast form to the dance floor about 10 years ago. Fortunately it was very dark and I discretely reclaimed it! Now they're always attached.
- Accidently stumbling over someone's foot and saying "excuse me" in my boy voice. I almost never slip up on my voice, but that didn't stop me then!
Anyone else have tales from the front lines?
-- Diane
(Currently rethinking the whole lip-gloss thing, since my longish hair sticks to it on breezy days)