I took off a couple days from work. Been on the graveyard shift. The wife sleeps early and get up real early. You know I like to take chances for the thrill so Last night I decided to go to the strip club about 4 miles away, yea I know a few guys that go there . I went and bought the most girly jeans with scaloped rear pockets and a beaded design on the pocket and waist, I put on this low cut top that is jeweled and decorated. I have these bronze 2 1/2" open toe heels, I polish my finger nails a ciniminon color ,my toes are still looking good from the pedi I got Monday. I put on some dark purple eye shadow and made my lashes real long with mascrea. I chicken out and take the top off , I am showing way to much cleavage and the top is too fem for semi male mode. I put on a button up shirt. You know bars like that are usually not well lit inside so I feel OK, I just have to walk to the bar and sit down and my heels will be somewhat hidden, BUT they just installed some new outside lighting and the parking lot is well lit up. Well I get out of my car and see some guy walk past me, I am thinking {am I crazy here going inside in heels} I had to reach inside my car to get something and I kneel across the Dr seat with my heels hanging out and when I get out and stand up, there is a guy in a truck behind me who see's it all. I lock my door and scoot inside. I scan the room for the best place to sit, There were a few harleys out side and I don't want to sit near them dudes. I order me a beer and get me some ONES. Pebbles walks up and sits on my lap and says you have pretty eyes, are you wearing make-up I said yes well that went well. I give her a few dollars and one slips out of her g-string and as she bends down she sees my heels and pops up with a smile on her face cute heels , are you going on the pole tomorrow Today is a pole dancing competition and $500 is the top prize all girls welcome to join. she leaves and the other girls see that I am giving out $$$.. Diamond comes by , a pretty latino girl and is really working me, she also commented on my eyes and says it looks nice, feeling less nervous I show her my heels and say I am practicing walking in them for halloween, yes when I get nervous I use Halloween as a excuse for my xdressing. I ask her if she is a little kinky and she says maybe you can stop by my house and I can dress you up, I have MAC cosmetics and they are the best. She then grabs my little part and smiles, she is working me for a couch dance , I say no but give her like $8, Not all the girls are coming by cause the word is out that I have cash and I am kinda fun, I think the worg heels and nail polish was passed along. another beer and this young haitian girl comes by and says let me see your heels, I put my foot up on a chair next to me and another black girl comes by and both and screaming loud and the first girl yells across the bar in Haiti something about me and the nailpolish and heels . I was starting to get nervous, I told her thanks now i have to leave No No NO I will buy you a drink, hows that for a twist. You be you I am fine don't worry if it makes you happy , don't worry about other people I like to be different too this in a strong haitian accent. I know this is getting long but what a night , I blew $100 and hugs and kisses and you can imagine the rest but this right at the bar no couch service. I was like a play toy for these girls and I was a little touch feely and they like my soft feminine touchs I carressed their bodies. I leave and the latino girl walks up to me and gives me her # and wispers in my ear as I stand there in my heels dead in my tracks right before the door call me I will turn you into a girl for my pleasure. WOW what a night, sorry for the long story but I like to tell it like it is... Denise is NUTS