My wife and I were in bed this morning having our early morning coffee (which I made) and listening to the usual talk back show on health and fitness. This morning's topic was fertility. A guy rang in to say that he and his wife had been having problems, but had taken a new approach and said fishnet stockings and other exotic clothing had changed their attitude to love making by removing stress and his wife got pregnant.
My immediate comment was 'See, other men wear fishnet stockings'. Her comment was an emphatic 'No they don't'.
We agreed to disagree on the issue.