While browsing a newspaper in another city the other day, I started reading the personals. Under the subheading "Women seeking ..." (yes, the heading contained an ellipsis and was a third category after "Women seeking men" and "Woman seeking women") I saw the following:
"[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]TIMID GIRL LOOKING TO EXPLOREI'm a 19-year-old college student. I am skinny with long, dark, hair. I love to get high and have sex. I'd like to find someone who loves the same. NO strings, just fun. Cross-dressing males are a fantasy of mine, I find it very sexy. I like a man who takes control, looking for something that strikes my interest.[/FONT]"