1. Buy some wreath hangers in the Christmas section in Walmart. Remove the hook. If you can't find those, any LARGE silicon suction cups will do. The bigger, the more comfy.
2. Buy some small 12" bungis at Lowes.
3. Connect everything using a very short bungi in the middle.
4. Put them on, positioning the cups on the side of your chest.
5. Put on a pushup bra and breast forms.
6. Pull up everything high and towards the middle.
7. Contour with makeup.
See my sig for step by step instructions with pictures.
Merry Christmas