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Crossdressing. . . . Art[Update w/Photos]
Hey guys just wanted to update you all on my situation with my art professor
So I actually did the portrait of myself in fem and it turned out ok, but the actual tough part was showing it to the class. Well to give you a feel of how the reviewing process works when critiquing our art. In the beginning of the class our professor has everyone hang their artwork along the walls of the room and we as a whole walk around together and review each piece individually and have discussions about the piece. (So there's really no way to avoid the spotlight being on you 0.0)
So anyway I come in class 7 minutes late :straightface: (I overslept and on the worst day, everyone decided to be right on time :straightface:) I try to sneak in and BAM! The friggin door slams shut :eek: and breaks the reviewing process. All eyes are on me at this point and all I could say was "oops :straightface:. . .sorry" then my professor says to hang my artwork and it really did take a LOT to put it up, but I needed that 'A' so I shyly hung it at the END of the wall and trail of pieces. The class had not gotten to my piece yet, they were still reviewing those towards the beginning.
So I'm sitting there listening :nailbiting: , then I began to notice that mine looked better than most of the ones in there 0,0. . . .but still . . .my subject looked like a female, and I WAS that female. So my nerves got a little worse.
Eventually my professor got to the very end and finally laid his eyes on my piece. . .
The first thing he did before saying anything was look around the classroom for the artist . . .
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^^my face
I swear he looked at every girl in the room and was baffled. Then he asked "Who's the artist?. .". I then shyly raised my hand and heard a comment "He's hot.(from a guy)" ,The class chuckled. He looked at the piece, looked at me, looked at the piece, looked at me, looked at the piece ,then finally laughed and then he asked "Why. . . . . . . . . . . . ."
I tried to interject and say that it was me in my Halloween costume but before I could get it out.
"Why. . . . . . . . . . . .did you give yourself an eye patch?"
My jaw hit the floor. . .my mind was racing(you have a picture of a CD'r and all you can think about is the friggin eye patch!) . . .I was too confused to even comprehend what he just said and just let out a "huh?". He asked the question again "Why the eye patch?" This time I reiterated that I was a pirate for Halloween. He then said "I see. . . you have an amazing grasp of the values. I love the full dark's in your hair and what's this giant shadow in the back?" "My pirate hat." I explained. "Ah...." he let out.
He finished the reviews with saying "Some have real talent in this room and when I see works like this" he walked around the room and pointed to 4 pieces (with mine being included). "These are pieces of the highest quality and deserve the highest quality grades." :D Was all I could do. Then he said. . . ."Great. . . . now do it again, due Monday. Get out"(his "unique" was of dismissing us)
Then I began to leave the room when he called me back. I was like (OOOHHHHH S*&t , I'm F**K'd) He asked for my name and said "You demonstrate the most understanding of value in this class. Values are the most basic principals painting is founded on, I think you should really look into painting and come to my painting class on Wednesday, if you are interested." I said of course and that I would see him Wed. and proceeded out the door.
What a wonderful day.:D And I know I wouldn't have done if you guys didn't encourage me and back me up on it , thx you all--I love you all so much :<3: