I'm not sure you've got this rowing lark sussed, yet - or shall I give you both oars?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovely Rita
I'm not sure you've got this rowing lark sussed, yet - or shall I give you both oars?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovely Rita
Hey, the dingy IS gone!! Cheeky wenches took our dingy....Just when I was gonna fix the hole in it!! Oh, well, there are always more wenches to take their place....No big deal. Hope the snakes I kept in there escaped before they left, though....<<<sigh>>> <<<having another drink>>>:drink::drink:Quote:
While the question of what to do with us is in committee, Nicki and I are already gone. Have to be quick to catch us. We are already on the dingy and on our way.
Awww you mean we may have lost the snakes? DAMN!!! I liked the little critters ;)
Daniel
Not only THAT....a perfectly good DINGY, too.....Man, what a day!! Only one thing to do....DRINK!!!! :drink::drink::drink::drink::drink:Quote:
Awww you mean we may have lost the snakes? DAMN!!! I liked the little critters
*burp*Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielMacBride
They were nice, fried in garlic... Bit like chicken?
:eek: now what did you go and do that for, eating those poor innocent snakes!!!! jeez, wench, you know how to push it ;)
Daniel
Awwww....don't worry, Daniel....we can get more snakes....the good news is the wenches are going down...the dingy's got a hole....I say we have a party to celebrate....who needs a wench when a good cabin boy's at least got some common sense...and he ain't going shopping!!:drink::drink::drink:Quote:
now what did you go and do that for, eating those poor innocent snakes!!!! jeez, wench, you know how to push it
:wall:Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielMacBride
What does it take, to get accepted as a pirate round here? :rolleyes:
(Apart from being able to repair leaks, that is - empty grog bottles can have their uses?)
*Flexes hand, ready for a slap*
lol oooohhh i see what Nicki's been trying to do, show her worth as a pirate!!! what d'ya reckon boys does she fit the bill, i think so!Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicki B
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Originally Posted by Nicki B
your part of the pirates gang then now and dont forget to feed the monkey :heehee:
Woulda worked better if she hadn't gone shopping with Rita....a true Pirate defends the booty...doesn't spend it....Nicki, before I have My say, what do you say to that? :)Quote:
lol oooohhh i see what Nicki's been trying to do, show her worth as a pirate!!! what d'ya reckon boys does she fit the bill, i think so!
haa! Adam stepped in and promoted her, he is second in command after all :tongueoutQuote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
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Originally Posted by Kieron Andrew
i have been reading this thread and was not sure how to join in but i wanted to promote her so i did :D:p
Still, don't you want to hear the explaination? Personally, I think Nicki would make a good Pirate...but she would have to abandon the wenches and swear her loyalty to the Pirate side....don't you agree?Quote:
haa! Adam stepped in and promoted her, he is second in command after all
yay for Adam:hugs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam
Try some snake? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam
Who said we were paying? *flexes sword*Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Good to see you around - how many pirates canQuote:
Originally Posted by Adam
youwe get in a Mini? :winking:
Why on earth can't you be a girl and a pirate? It's not like there isn't an honourable tradition? :)Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
(Don't look too closely at Cutthroat Island :hmmm: )
Aw, well if THAT'S what you were doing, then I completely understand...Thievery I totally get....Welcome to the fold, Pirate Nicki!! :rolleyesp::skull::hugs::love: Have a grog!! :drink::drink:Quote:
Who said we were paying? *flexes sword*
:lol2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Adam
Good job on Nicki's promotion, Adam. :thumbsup: Aunt Sally (Salandra) is a serving wench and also a full-fledged pirate (always first in a fight), so I think Nicki definitely can do both jobs too - especially if she's anything like Morgan Adams (Cutthroat Island). :D
Also, I think Rita needs to spend some time in that dingy she tried to commandeer - and she obviously needs a firm hand to keep her in her place. So I'll accompany her and make sure she learns that lesson. :winkp: Nobody interrupt us . . . in other words, if the dingy's a rockin' don't bother knockin'! :bg:
P.S. I LOVE that avatar, Adam! :heehee:
I think the CAPTAIN is going to give you the oar....right across your backside, sweetie! LOL :yahoo::spank:Quote:
Yes give me the other oar, by all means.
Command does have it's priviledges:tongueout:tongueout:tongueoutQuote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Yep....and happy to see HIM do it....I have a cabin boy to train....TIERGAN!!! Get your butt back in this cabin, boy!!Quote:
Command does have it's priviledges
Nah, Trey, that's not my style . . . I'm a believer in the art of seduction. :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
So Rita . . . step into the longboat with me and help me with that oar. :kiss:
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Originally Posted by SirTrey
Yea, right:heehee:
You read my mind, sweetheart . . . :cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovely Rita
Anybody remember the end of 'Dr No'??
Where James and his girl are being towed along in the launch, behind a cutter - and slowly, the painter starts to slide between his fingers? :laugh:
Mind your manners, wench!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovely Rita
*flings clean, but rather worn socks on some reasonably-clean surface*
Lordie, can't a cabin boy get his chores done without getting bellowed at? Sir Trey, you really have to be more patient with me. I'm but one boy, can only do so much at one time!
*mutters* All the damn bickering.
I **HAVE** to be more patient with you? Do I, really? Hmmm....Pondering that over a grog..:drink: You really should be wary when I ponder, cabin boy..... Better just to do what you're told without grumbling....but you're new...you'll learn....:devil: We will discuss in My cabin in a little while....rope or chains? paddles or whips? ball gag or cloth? So many choices....so little time.....:drink:Quote:
Sir Trey, you really have to be more patient with me. I'm but one boy, can only do so much at one time!
Well obviously you don't HAVE to be, but it stands to reason that my jobs will be completed to precision if I'm not worried about not doing them fast enough.
Rope, whips, and cloth if you will, Sir. ;)
Okay, now we're communicating!! :) Nice job on the socks....try to keep the attitude in check and ropes, whips and cloth it is....:) Bring a bottle when you come....and some ice cubes and pure paraffin wax....not the cheap stuff, on this I will splurge....just for YOU. :love:Quote:
Rope, whips, and cloth if you will, Sir.
And if my attitude isn't always in check? I can't help but be a bit argumentative at times, it IS my nature.
Ice cubes and paraffin, hmmm? Didn't know we kept ice on the ship, and I'll have to check with the man in charge of supplies to see if we have paraffin.
But thank you so much Sir for the good wax, and not the cheap stuff.. or beeswax. *shudder*
Err - is anyone else wondering who's going to end up polishing who... :strugglin
Who said anything about polishing??Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicki B
Don't worry....Nobody needs to know why the paraffin....Our little secret....that's why the gag...so it stays that way...:heehee:Quote:
Who said anything about polishing??
If there is, Tiergan and I want to borrow it!!! :hugs:Quote:
Is there a do not disturb sign around?
There must be some, Captain and his wench are having mojitos, and those would be pretty disgusting warm....They might end up rocking that boat from puking! :eek: (checked the recipe, sure enough, needs ice). :DQuote:
Didn't know we kept ice on the ship
Then I can easily find the ice. Who's the supply keeper around here??
Thanks, Nicki.....You are a true Pirate pal!! :drink: :smilep::skull:
Which do we think is appropriate?
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Geez, it's so hard to choose....They are both appropriate in their own way....Tiergan IS tied up, but the wenches CAN tidy up around him because I just left him there for a while (if you happen to see them, though, please let them know to be a bit careful around Tiergan's back, it might be a big sore and raw, watch the cleaning sprays), but he won't be any trouble or get in their way.....Is BOTH an option? I like having YOU as a Pirate Comrade, Pirate Nicki!! :laugh::skull::drink:Quote:
Which do we think is appropriate?
They might not be impressed by what you've done to their feather duster, though... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Especially for the Cap'n..
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Oh, is THAT what that thing was? I don't know much about cleaning, I guess....but CAN make good use of common shipboard items!! (It's a gift) Right, Tiergan? :devil::drink::love:Quote:
They might not be impressed by what you've done to their feather duster, though
:lol2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicki B
Who's gonna fight over this one? :whistling:
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Hey Nicki...You were so sweet to go out looking for things for everyone else....Here is a Treasure chest's worth of gifts for YOU! Such a lovely lady should have lovely things...Enjoy, sweetie....**Trey**Quote:
Who's gonna fight over this one?
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*grumbles* Can't a guy get some rest after a long night without waking up to the smell of cleanliness? Ugh!
Good Morning, cabin boy!! You slept remarkably well for one chained to a wall...I was never able to sleep upright....How's your back, sweetie? :devil:Quote:
*grumbles* Can't a guy get some rest after a long night without waking up to the smell of cleanliness? Ugh!
Sleep is all relative. My back... well, I'd say it's sufficiently tenderized.
So much more tasty when something is tender, Tiergan...will be tenderizing more later tonight....Good thing you got some sleep!! :devil: :drink::drink::drink:Quote:
Sleep is all relative. My back... well, I'd say it's sufficiently tenderized.
A few quick questions for all you pirates:
1. What are the three ARRs of Piracy (or, Privateering as some may call it)?
2. Do you support the endeavors of online pirates? (i.e. illegal music downloads, movie piracy)
3. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an open letter claims that global warming is a direct cause of the plummeting number of pirates worldwide. What are your thoughts on this?
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4. Are Pirates considered Sailors? If so, are they required to curse like sailors?
5.What's the difference between Testosterone, TestostARRone, TestARRsterum, and plain ol' regular rum?
Oh that reminds me... I need to build a distress signal to get off this ship and back into Girly-Island... where's the rum?
We don't need no educashun! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Macy
Only if it's done on the high seas - piracy on dry land is for landlubbers. :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Macy
That explains so much. :raisedeyebrow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Macy
Of course we're sailors . . . and swearing like a sailor is as important as rum and tattoos. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Macy
At least you didn't ask about Testolexrum (yes, there is such a thing). We could tell you, but then we'd have to keel-haul you. :tongueoutQuote:
Originally Posted by Macy
We had that happen once and then we found ourselves in a "why is the rum gone?" situation - so no rum for you! :nono:Quote:
Originally Posted by Macy