A few quick questions for all you pirates:
1. What are the three ARRs of Piracy (or, Privateering as some may call it)?
2. Do you support the endeavors of online pirates? (i.e. illegal music downloads, movie piracy)
3. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an open letter claims that global warming is a direct cause of the plummeting number of pirates worldwide. What are your thoughts on this?
4. Are Pirates considered Sailors? If so, are they required to curse like sailors?
5.What's the difference between Testosterone, TestostARRone, TestARRsterum, and plain ol' regular rum?
Oh that reminds me... I need to build a distress signal to get off this ship and back into Girly-Island... where's the rum?
