There ya go Cap'n! Just what I wanted! :hp: But quit calling me cute! :dry:
There ya go Cap'n! Just what I wanted! :hp: But quit calling me cute! :dry:
Uhm, when you mention both UNMENTIONABLES and BOOTY to a PIRATE, what do you expect?? Aaaarrrrgggghhh. :rolleyesp:Quote:
I think we're getting awfully close to I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours...
Did Trey just blush? :whistling:
What????? Perish the thought....Sir Trey DOES NOT BLUSH!! :spank:Quote:
Did Trey just blush? :whistle:
I think 'get a room' comes to mind for a few people in here :heehee:
:hiding:
Who do you think needs a room, Tam?? LOL :)Quote:
I think 'get a room' comes to mind for a few people in here
Yep, but the sneaky wench tricked Me...won't fall for THAT one again, I tell ya! LOL :(Quote:
Trey,
This is the day that you will always remember, as the day that you almost caught . . . Lady Kerrianna!
But you are . . . you do that Yul Brynner thing so well! :heehee: Okay, fine . . . I'll go flirt with, um . . . let's see . . . who's around? :idontknow:
You know, Rita, if I didn't know you and like you, I might start to suspect that you might be in cahoots with our rival, Tamara Croft (captain of the Tamara). After all, she has tried to take over our ship before and you have been seriously flirting with our security officer and our weapons master - and serving them extra strong drinks to get them loose and easy, I imagine. Hmmm :hmmm: . . . nah, I trust you - mostly 'cause Aunt Sally says you're okay. :thumbsup:
Again, I extend My generous offer to share My cabin.....LOTS of privacy there....:)Quote:
In private.........shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Not falling for it....you think I will fall for any trick a pretty wench tries to pull, don't you, Nicki? :)Quote:
Look - on the horizon - a fat Spanish Treasure galleon...
*pfft*
Who??? ME??? Mr. Flirty?? Nah.........:wuv:Quote:
LOL... like you don't know already... Mr Flirty that's going to be my new name for you lol just wait till Kieron see's this now hehe... you won't live it down, you do know that don't you... lol...
Yikes, I go out to lunch and come back to two pages to read!
Now, I believe I heard something about sailor boys being flogged.. I ain't no sailor, but I'm willing to offer my cabin-boy services for that. :D
Oh, you KNOW I did.......:love:Quote:
Did you see it?
[QUOTE=SirTrey;1046115]Again, I extend My generous offer to share My cabin.....LOTS of privacy there....:)
:winking: shhhhhhhhhhhhhh lets keep it our little secret
Nary a word shall I speak, My vixen....:)Quote:
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh lets keep it our little secret
Does the Captain know that he does not have a navigator?
Oh, probably! I have a set in my cabin, if you'd like to take a peek at them. ;)
Rita, that's enough mojitos for you . . . Aethen is the Navigator (God helps us). See . . .
Captain – CaptLex
First Mate – Adam (also ship’s monkey)
Security/Bouncer – Constable Kieron
Purser (in charge of the rum - also 1st cabin boy) – Pocoyo
2nd Cabin Boy (first skirt boy) – Evert
Ship’s doctor – Abraxas (aka Dr. Abraxhouse)
Cook – Bi Weird
Quartermaster – Daniel
Weapons Master – Sir Trey
Ship’s Librarian – Das
Logmaster – Ace Boy
Navigator – Aethen
Cartographer (and cabin boy) – Tristan
Ship’s Guru (spiritual leader) – Zen
Ship’s tattoo artist and flag designer – One-eyed Durden
Cabin boys – all the boys not yet promoted
Here you go, Sweetie....have a drink on Sir Trey....in fact, have as many as you want.....and don't worry about the spinning! That's perfectly normal....just keep drinking, honey....:drink: :drink: :drink: :love:Quote:
I promise, (hiccup) to misbehave, I mean behave, why is the room spinning?
Ah, a feisty one.....even better!! LOL :drink: :drink: :drink: :spank:Quote:
Hey stop that!!! Slap
Maybe she WANTS to....maybe she protesteth too much....LOL :devil:Quote:
Trey that is No way to treat a lady, trying to ply her with drink to have your way with her, a lady will give willingly if she so wants to....
SEE??????????? :)Quote:
LOL.....you sure don't quit. I like it
Awww.....poor baby....Come here, I can make you feel better....:)Quote:
Oh oh......feeling sick.....@#$%^%$#@##$%^^^^^%%$$$ yuk there goes my breakfest.
I love a lady with some spunk.....and you, My Dear, most DEFINITELY have that....but Sir Trey is not deterred. :) Maybe you ought to lay off the booze for a bit, though...:)Quote:
Seeing through all the "hard to get act".........lol
Hey, she's worth changing My shoes for....:)Quote:
I just had the image of her losing breakfast all over your shoes...
AND taking a SHOWER!! Hand her a toothbrush and it's all good! :love:Quote:
And not only the shoes
I'm spending waaaaayyyy too much time here today.. but what else is a boy to do when the offspring nap?
Leg irons could be fun!
And Sir Trey... definitely make sure she has a toothbrush.