Quote Originally Posted by ZenFrost View Post
Hmmm, speaking of pirates, we really should post our official ranks again. Hey Cap'n! That sounds like a job for our captain to post all our ranks in one place for all to see.
Only for you cutie! Well, I tried to do it from memory, but that's not working too well right now (too much rum!) - so I know I've left people out. Help me out, boys and girls, who did I forget?

Captain – CaptLex
First Mate – Adam (also ship’s monkey)
Security/Bouncer – Constable Kieron
Purser (in charge of the rum - also 1st cabin boy) – Pocoyo
2nd Cabin Boy (first skirt boy) – Evert
Ship’s doctor – Abraxas (aka Dr. Abraxhouse)
Cook – Bi Weird
Quartermaster – Daniel
Weapons Master – Sir Trey
Ship’s Librarian – Das
Logmaster – Ace Boy
Navigator – Aethen
Cartographer (and cabin boy) – Tristan
Ship’s Guru (spiritual leader) – Zen
Ship’s tattoo artist and flag designer – One-eyed Durden
Cabin boys – all the boys not yet promoted

Wenches:
Kerrianna (in charge of the Brig)
Kimberley
Salandra (serving wench and backup gunner)
Tina Dixon
Lilygirl (hot tub mistress)
Lisa Golightly
MJ
Lovely Rita
Nicki B (also handy with weapons and vittles)
Suzy Harrison

GenderQuest’s Godmother – Wendy Me
GenderQuest’s unofficial mom (and caterer) – Holly
Honorary GenderQuest crewmember – KrazyKat
Rival Pirate Captain – Tamara Croft of the Tamara