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Is anyone else paddling in sea water? Have we sprung a leak??
Well down under in Aus here we get to our Fridays before anyone else in the world..
So how are the boys on the pirate ship today?
By the way - what's the name of the ship?
any suggestions?
.....also I didn't hear much in the way of rape and pillaging last night.... I must have slept right through it :heehee:
Is the ship going down with the Captain, or the Captain going down with the ship?
I'd have thought you lot would take any excuse offered, to get your tools out...
I'll take MY tools out!! :tongueoutQuote:
I'd have thought you lot would take any excuse offered, to get your tools out...
Did somebody say "going down"??? :heehee:Quote:
Is the ship going down with the Captain, or the Captain going down with the ship?
One track minds.. tsk, boys.
Men are soooo predictable... :roflmao:
I s'pose you'll suggest some bilge-pumping, next? :hmmm:
Hey Captain....You KNOW when people use phrases like "tight speedos" and "use their hands" we are being baited, right? LOL That's it....Keep picking on the dirty minded....We can't help ourselves, but do you care???? LOL :devil: :drink: :tongueoutQuote:
Im just surprised they havent figured that those in the tight speedos can squeeze into all the small cracks, use their hands a little and soon stop the leaks...
He's young, but he knows which buttons to push and how hard to push 'em.
Is there anything that anyone can say that does not make Trey think of in sexual terms? I am frankly AFRAID to go on "T" now. This thread is scaring Me....LOL :)
Captain!! When your cabin boys act like THIS you cannot possibly expect Sir Trey to sit back and not partake...That is just NOT fair...Rank may have priveleges, but COME ON, dude...I am but one man and I can only take so much!! And a GAY one at that!! Have some flowers <<<not exactly "sucking up", but kind of, LOL>>>:love: :love: :love: :hugs:Quote:
Thats what i have been thinking Trey, that i've been thinking more dodgily than ever .. and well, enjoying it more than before.. perhaps its the time of year???
The thread maybe a little scary.. but it sure is fun
No need to be afraid, sweetheart . . . if you get nightmares, just remember that the captain has a big bed (fit for a pirate king) and he'll be happy to scoot over and share the covers. ;)
Who are you inviting, Captain? You have two scared shipmates here...Is it one, the other, or both? :)Quote:
No need to be afraid, sweetheart . . . if you get nightmares, just remember that the captain has a big bed (fit for a pirate king) and he'll be happy to scoot over and share the covers.
Isn't it obvious? I didn't address that to anyone in particular 'cause I'm ready, willing and able to comfort all and any scared boys. You know, 'cause I'm so caring and compassionate . . . :winkp:
BTW, I approved your own cabin boy, so stop being so greedy! Keep your grubby, slimy fingers (and anything else) off the rest of 'em or it's the brig for you! :madp:
Captain, Sir Trey is NOT slimy....Do I have to prove that to you? :)Quote:
grubby, slimy fingers (and anything else)
I heard there were benefits to being in the brig...Is that true? :) Oh, and do the wenches clean for you when you're in there, still? I hate dust, don't want it to build up during any potential confinement...:) And do I get to take Tiergan with Me? I think where I go, HE should have to go, too....I don't want any conjugal with the wenches...though, in a pinch......hmmm....anyway....Does that caring and compassionate side extend to visiting poor confined Weapon's Masters and comforting them after you are so mean to them, Captain?? :)Quote:
or it's the brig for you!