Is anyone else paddling in sea water? Have we sprung a leak??
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
Well down under in Aus here we get to our Fridays before anyone else in the world..
So how are the boys on the pirate ship today?
By the way - what's the name of the ship?
any suggestions?
.....also I didn't hear much in the way of rape and pillaging last night.... I must have slept right through it![]()
Is the ship going down with the Captain, or the Captain going down with the ship?
I'd have thought you lot would take any excuse offered, to get your tools out...
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
I'll take MY tools out!!I'd have thought you lot would take any excuse offered, to get your tools out...
Did somebody say "going down"???Is the ship going down with the Captain, or the Captain going down with the ship?![]()
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
One track minds.. tsk, boys.
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For certain you must be lost to find a place that can't be found. Else ways, everyone would know where it was. ~ Captain Barbossa, Pirates of the Carribean: At World's End
Men are soooo predictable...
I s'pose you'll suggest some bilge-pumping, next? :hmmm:
Last edited by Nicki B; 11-01-2007 at 10:48 AM.
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]Life is so strange
When you don't know
How can you tell
Where you're going to
You can't be sure
Of any situation
Something can change
Then you won't know
You ask yourself
Where do we go from here
It seems so all too near
Just as far beyond as I can see
I still don't know what this all means to me[/SIZE]
smashing pumpkins - Destination Unknown
Hey Captain....You KNOW when people use phrases like "tight speedos" and "use their hands" we are being baited, right? LOL That's it....Keep picking on the dirty minded....We can't help ourselves, but do you care???? LOLIm just surprised they havent figured that those in the tight speedos can squeeze into all the small cracks, use their hands a little and soon stop the leaks...:drink:
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Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
[SIZE="2"]Life is so strange
When you don't know
How can you tell
Where you're going to
You can't be sure
Of any situation
Something can change
Then you won't know
You ask yourself
Where do we go from here
It seems so all too near
Just as far beyond as I can see
I still don't know what this all means to me[/SIZE]
smashing pumpkins - Destination Unknown
He's young, but he knows which buttons to push and how hard to push 'em.
Is there anything that anyone can say that does not make Trey think of in sexual terms? I am frankly AFRAID to go on "T" now. This thread is scaring Me....LOL![]()
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
[SIZE="2"]Life is so strange
When you don't know
How can you tell
Where you're going to
You can't be sure
Of any situation
Something can change
Then you won't know
You ask yourself
Where do we go from here
It seems so all too near
Just as far beyond as I can see
I still don't know what this all means to me[/SIZE]
smashing pumpkins - Destination Unknown
Captain!! When your cabin boys act like THIS you cannot possibly expect Sir Trey to sit back and not partake...That is just NOT fair...Rank may have priveleges, but COME ON, dude...I am but one man and I can only take so much!! And a GAY one at that!! Have some flowers <<<not exactly "sucking up", but kind of, LOL>>>Thats what i have been thinking Trey, that i've been thinking more dodgily than ever .. and well, enjoying it more than before.. perhaps its the time of year???
The thread maybe a little scary.. but it sure is fun![]()
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Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
No need to be afraid, sweetheart . . . if you get nightmares, just remember that the captain has a big bed (fit for a pirate king) and he'll be happy to scoot over and share the covers.![]()
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Who are you inviting, Captain? You have two scared shipmates here...Is it one, the other, or both?No need to be afraid, sweetheart . . . if you get nightmares, just remember that the captain has a big bed (fit for a pirate king) and he'll be happy to scoot over and share the covers.![]()
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
[SIZE="2"]Life is so strange
When you don't know
How can you tell
Where you're going to
You can't be sure
Of any situation
Something can change
Then you won't know
You ask yourself
Where do we go from here
It seems so all too near
Just as far beyond as I can see
I still don't know what this all means to me[/SIZE]
smashing pumpkins - Destination Unknown
Isn't it obvious? I didn't address that to anyone in particular 'cause I'm ready, willing and able to comfort all and any scared boys. You know, 'cause I'm so caring and compassionate . . . :winkp:
BTW, I approved your own cabin boy, so stop being so greedy! Keep your grubby, slimy fingers (and anything else) off the rest of 'em or it's the brig for you! :madp:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Captain, Sir Trey is NOT slimy....Do I have to prove that to you?grubby, slimy fingers (and anything else)
I heard there were benefits to being in the brig...Is that true?or it's the brig for you!Oh, and do the wenches clean for you when you're in there, still? I hate dust, don't want it to build up during any potential confinement...
And do I get to take Tiergan with Me? I think where I go, HE should have to go, too....I don't want any conjugal with the wenches...though, in a pinch......hmmm....anyway....Does that caring and compassionate side extend to visiting poor confined Weapon's Masters and comforting them after you are so mean to them, Captain??
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Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey: