Maybe, somehow, he has a headache? :whistling:
Maybe, somehow, he has a headache? :whistling:
I have a bottle in My cabin, dear.....Wasn't about to fall for Nicki's bottle trick.....THIS Pirate needs to go into his cave every now and get away from wenches....I did that....but I'm back, sweetie, no worries....:) :drink::drink: :love:Quote:
Trey, enough? I thought there was no such thing as enough.
No, I told you.....you wenches are a pain somewhere ELSE!! <<speaking metaphorically, of course>> :tongueout :love:Quote:
Maybe, somehow, he has a headache?
We try... we do try. :dom:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
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Originally Posted by SirTrey
Never heard of a Pirate turning down an opportunity to drink especially with a beautiful long legged wench like Nicki:tongueout
I know you do....and YOU, Nicki, are the undisputed Queen of the Pain in the A** Wenches...but....you can get away with it....because you are so lovely.....Lucky for you....:hugs::love:Quote:
We try... we do try.
You think I would turn down Nicki? NO way. She was going to hit Me with that bottle....and she knows it....She is a feisty one! Gotta keep an eye on her! <<and I do, often>>:tongueout:love:Quote:
Never heard of a Pirate turning down an opportunity to drink especially with a beautiful long legged wench like Nicki
Still tryin' to work out if he deserves a slap for that, or not... :doh:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
id say so! :bs:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicki B
Nooooo.....you know you'd never slap ME....:love:Quote:
Still tryin' to work out if he deserves a slap for that, or not...
Dude, you have NO sense of Pirate loyalty WHATSOEVER!! LOL :drink::eek:Quote:
id say so!
hey pretty girls and all that :heehee: and i KNOW you get thatQuote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Nobody gets that better than Sir Trey....I'm a LOVER.....:love::love::love::tongueoutQuote:
hey pretty girls and all that and i KNOW you get that
I MIGHT - just on account...Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
That, or practice my sword skills on your fly-buttons? :whistling:
Glad to hear you're thinking about My fly buttons....:love::love::love:Quote:
That, or practice my sword skills on your fly-buttons?
Oops - sorry!
Did I draw blood??
You might need a bandage on that... :hmmm:
Nah....No bleeding or anything...but it's SO sweet of you to offer to be My nurse!! I will keep that in mind the next time I need some "hands on care"....:tongueout:hugs::love::drink:Quote:
Oops - sorry!
Did I draw blood??
You might need a bandage on that...
Swords on fly buttons? Bleeding ? Slaps ?
I was away for a few days in Port Royale and as usual it seems I miss all the fun.
Tha last time I did that job was for the tranny netball matches at this year's Sparkle - the casualty list was one ripped ankle, two skinned knuckles and one concussion.Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Netball is supposed to be a non-contact sport... :eek:
Is there ever a day that's NOT fun on this crazy ship, sweetie? That's what you get for staying in port for a few days! :blink::drink::drink::drink:Quote:
Swords on fly buttons? Bleeding ? Slaps ?
I was away for a few days in Port Royale and as usual it seems I miss all the fun.
Oh, and welcome back! :love::hugs:
Heh...you should see MY list of netball-related war wounds LOL...that puts paid to any assumption of 'non-contact'! I had torn muscles, ligaments and tendons in both knees (had it happen to my right knee first as a direct result of contact from another player, and just as that had healed it happened to my left knee, again as a result of contact from another player! So i was on crutches for a LONG time), twisted my ankles several times (most often from being deliberately tripped by other players), concussion (from player contact), more bruises and scrapes than I could possibly count....hence why I will not let my daughters play netball (my now 19yo did play for a while but got a few injuries, so she quit and went on to play tennis instead LOL).Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicki B
Daniel
Ever play mixed hockey, at school? :hiding: I still have a scar visible on my forehead from a hockey stick..Quote:
Originally Posted by DanielMacBride
(For US viewers this is NOT ice hockey..)
But the most violent game, I gather, to play with mixed teams, is hurling?
It is true, better fun has never been had than on the Transgenderer.Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
No regrets though regarding Port Royale, plenty of drinks, goodies and shopping:D:D:D
Yup, played that too...at my school it was a case of if you didn't hit someone first with the damn hockey stick, you would inevitably BE hit...evil, evil game was that hockey :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicki B
Daniel
Pretty quiet on this thread today. Oh yea, everyone is probably swabbing the deck, repairing the mast. Nursing hangovers, plotting the next pillage, oversleeping.
Counting the loot and appraising the booty, shinning the cutless and swords for brandishing. Changing the eye patches, and attaching the hooks and wooden legs.
Lots to do, there are not enough hours in the day.
Oh well, I guess I will just have the hair of the dog..........
Not sure what the rest of the crew is doing, but Sir Trey is confined to quarters with the "man flu".....Any wenches willing to come and nurse Me back to health are more than welcome...:love:Quote:
Pretty quiet on this thread today. Oh yea, everyone is probably swabbing the deck, repairing the mast. Nursing hangovers, plotting the next pillage, oversleeping.
Counting the loot and appraising the booty, shinning the cutless and swords for brandishing. Changing the eye patches, and attaching the hooks and wooden legs.
Lots to do, there are not enough hours in the day.
Whoever said rum was bad for you when you're sick? Burns the germs right out of your body, I say!! :drink::drink::drink::drink::drink: :DQuote:
Oh well, I guess I will just have the hair of the dog..........
Brandishing? :devil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovely Rita
*Aims for another fly button*
Hah - I was there, yesterday. That'll teach you to try and get amorous... :pQuote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Geez, aiming for the fly buttons when I have the "man flu"?? You really ARE an EVIL wench!! :devil:Quote:
Brandishing?
*Aims for another fly button*
Sir Trey does not TRY to get amorous....Sir Trey IS amorous.....:love::hugs:Quote:
Hah - I was there, yesterday. That'll teach you to try and get amorous...
And he reckons he's got the 'flu.... :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
A little thing like the man flu does not deter the truly amorous....:) It only spurs us on to quicker healing as there are wenches to charm and seduce, My dear! And, a little piece of advice....Don't mess with Sir Trey right now or he will sneeze on you....LOL:rasp:Quote:
And he reckons he's got the 'flu....
This evening, I was approached with a proposal. Took me by surprise, and I'm quite flattered by it. And I intend to accept it.
Captain Lex, I have decided I would like to serve SirTrey as his private cabin boy. I have consulted with my spiritual advisor on this. With his blessing, I would like to accept the offer from SirTrey.
*now waits, all giddy and shaky*
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Now that's My good boy....:) <<<pats on the head>>> Well, Captain, you said I could have one if I could lure him to My cabin....This is the one I want....:) Thank you, Captain, I shall ENJOY having My own cabin boy immensely. Tiergan, a drink, boy...in My cabin....:) :drink::drink:Quote:
This evening, I was approached with a proposal. Took me by surprise, and I'm quite flattered by it. And I intend to accept it.
Captain Lex, I have decided I would like to serve SirTrey as his private cabin boy. I have consulted with my spiritual advisor on this. With his blessing, I would like to accept the offer from SirTrey.
*now waits, all giddy and shaky*
Wow . . . that didn't take long! :eek: Alright, Trey, he's all yours . . . :heehee:
Well Captain, you did accuse us cabin boys of being, overall, easy. ;)
Sir Trey, I will gladly have a drink.. in your cabin.
\You consulted your spiritual advisor but didn't even think to talk to the ship's Guru? Hmph. :dry:Quote:
Originally Posted by TierganShaw
Awww Zen, I'm sorry! See, foolish me, I can't even be sensible.
(my advisor, aka s/o, chatted about it with me, had some amusing comments)
:drink: Happy to have him, Captain....and thanks again! :DQuote:
Wow . . . that didn't take long! Alright, Trey, he's all yours . . .
See....learning to be obedient already....I'm pleased.....Bring lots of rum, it's going to be a loooooong night....:drink: :drink: :drink: :devil:Quote:
Sir Trey, I will gladly have a drink.. in your cabin.
Well, just don't think that being Trey's cabin boy and being easy (other than with Me, which I encourage) doesn't come with consequences, Tiergan! :chained::dom::gg:Quote:
Well Captain, you did accuse us cabin boys of being, overall, easy.
Exactly. :tongue: I got this promotion for a reason. :winkp:Quote:
Originally Posted by TierganShaw
Is it safe to come out, yet? :hiding:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Consequences.. yes, I'm shaking in my smelly socks.
Yes, because you aren't Tiergan....:DQuote:
Is it safe to come out, yet?
If you aren't, you SHOULD be, cabin boy! But I think you already KNOW that....Oh, and if your socks are smelly, then WASH them....and Mine while you are at it....which I know you will heartily enjoy! :chained::kissing:Quote:
Consequences.. yes, I'm shaking in my smelly socks.
Suzy, Nicki, while they are occupied with their cabin boys, and drinking all that rum what do you say we go shopping? Let's do something.....I need something to lift my spirits and shopping always does the trick.
And people think I'm demanding! :eek: I treat my cabin boys very sweetly . . . :kissing:Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Tiergan needs a firmer hand....and I can give him that....:)Quote:
And people think I'm demanding! I treat my cabin boys very sweetly . . .
What's up, chuck? :hmmm:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovely Rita
Sure, let's leave this lot to their laundry, for a while..
I don't DO laundry....that's why I have a CABIN BOY.....gives Me more time to keep an eye on what you wenches are up to....No shopping. Go cook or something. :thumbsdn::tongueout:drink:Quote:
What's up, chuck?
Sure, let's leave this lot to their laundry, for a while..
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Originally Posted by SirTrey
We'd noticed... :hmmm:
Perhaps you should?
That's why we let you wenches on board in the first place....geez. We have enough to do....What, you think you can shop all day and get a free ride on this ship? Captain....wench revolt....what do you want done with them? I say give them the laundry, some soap, and make them earn their keep! :)Quote:
*sniffs*
We'd noticed...
Perhaps you should?
Right.......Quote:
Originally Posted by SirTrey
Did you ever hear of the term 'shipshape and Bristol-fashion'?
*nudges empty grog bottle with toe* :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Nicki B
While the question of what to do with us is in committee, Nicki and I are already gone. Have to be quick to catch us. We are already on the dingy and on our way.:tongueout
Nicki, there are some great shops at the port, but first let's get a boost at Starbucks so we can gossip and catch up, I hope those cabin boys know what they are in for:heehee:
Drinking is one of the things that we NEED to do....We're PIRATES!!!!! :drink::drink::drink::drink::drink::drink: <<hiccup>>Quote:
*nudges empty grog bottle with toe*
And rowing plays havoc with the manicure... You sure there weren't any cabin boys free? :coffee:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lovely Rita
Just keep eyes ahead so we do not hit a sandbar, or run aground. Also sit in the middle so dingy stays level, don't want salt water getting in the dingy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nicki B