I'm going to my bunk.
(and takes her jewelry with her)
Hey Rita - do you want to go shopping tomorrow?
I'm going to my bunk.
(and takes her jewelry with her)
Hey Rita - do you want to go shopping tomorrow?
Nice diversionary tactic, but it's been tried before and it didn't work (well, not after the first time, rofl)....You ladies need to find a new tactic.....Is that a treasure galleon, I see, on the horizon?
I'm going to my bunk.
(and takes her jewelry with her)
YOU are not going anywhere, young lady....Including shopping....Boy, some wenches are HIGH maintenance....and a lot of work.....<<<retreating to My own cabin for a drink...or two...or....>>>> :drink::drink::drink::drink::drink:
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I know, but you won't share THOSE with Me.....some friend you are.....ROFLCabin boys are soooo easy . . .![]()
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
I don't share them with anyone - that's why it's good to be the captain. The only way to change that would be to mutiny, but it's been tried before and didn't work. :raspp: The only one that gets "shared" is the cartographer, but it's not really sharing - I just look the other way when he sneaks into the navigator's cabin. :winkp:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Remember always that you have not only the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one. - Eleanor Roosevelt
The most universal quality is diversity. - Michel de Montaigne
You do not truly own anything you cannot carry at a dead run!
‘Them as can do, has to do for them as can’t. And someone has to speak up for
them as has no voices.’ - Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
Nah, mutiny is not My style.....I will stick with the wenches....LOL Even though they are a royal pain in the a**The only way to change that would be to mutiny, but it's been tried before and didn't work.![]()
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I like how you only paid attention to the word "royal" and not the rest of the sentence...Isn't that selective hearing, honey?Rita, Suzy? I think we just got called princesses? Or do you think he meant queens....![]()
Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
But why is the rum gone?! - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl[/SIZE]
Why is the rum always gone? - Capt. Jack Sparrow[SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest[/SIZE]
Why is all but the rum gone? No, the rum's gone too . . .- [SIZE="1"]Pirates of the Caribbean: At World End[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]Lex on the Beach[/SIZE]. . . [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Last edited by Lovely Rita; 10-25-2007 at 05:39 PM.
Hugs
Lovely Rita
The journey is about learning how to love and to do it with all our heart.
The Revolution moves forward!!!!!![]()
aspiring to be "part of the cure and not the disease."
to quote Cold Play.
Becoming the person I was created to be
not the person you expect me to be
"Girls Just Want to Have FUN!"
You don't need an excuse to Love just an opportunity!
You know what you really need? New friends...and a FLOGGING!! Report to My cabin, wench....bring some rum......and rope.....There are these 4" pumps I need to get to match my new pocket book, and lingerie, and .................................................. .................:laugh:
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Ever The Opportunist
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Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Hugs
Lovely Rita
The journey is about learning how to love and to do it with all our heart.
The Revolution moves forward!!!!!![]()
aspiring to be "part of the cure and not the disease."
to quote Cold Play.
Becoming the person I was created to be
not the person you expect me to be
"Girls Just Want to Have FUN!"
You don't need an excuse to Love just an opportunity!
Wha'?
Aren't royalty supposed to be a pain in the ass, then??
I'm sure we could give you one.. :blushing: ermm, a flogging, that is?
Well it's mounted so high up the mainmast, it's not hard? Look how easily I got in..![]()
Last edited by Nicki B; 10-25-2007 at 05:50 PM.
Nicki
[SIZE="1"]Moi?[/SIZE]
Not on your best day, babe..... :drink::drink::drink:I'm sure we could give you one..
You know you drive Me CRAZY with that accent! Very sexy!Aren't royalty supposed to be a pain in the ass, then?? :babe:
Nah, when you're nice, it means I am getting MY way, Luv......Would you like some coke and piece of lime with the rum?
(being nice to get my way)![]()
Ever The Opportunist
__________________________________________
Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Hugs
Lovely Rita
The journey is about learning how to love and to do it with all our heart.
The Revolution moves forward!!!!!![]()
aspiring to be "part of the cure and not the disease."
to quote Cold Play.
Becoming the person I was created to be
not the person you expect me to be
"Girls Just Want to Have FUN!"
You don't need an excuse to Love just an opportunity!
LOL.......Nice try......but thanks, I've had enough for tonight....So very sweet of you to offer, though....Another glass bottle?:wave:
Ever The Opportunist
__________________________________________
Life Is My Biatch
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people...and that's why I don't keep PEOPLE in My house." :SirTrey:
Hugs
Lovely Rita
The journey is about learning how to love and to do it with all our heart.
The Revolution moves forward!!!!!![]()
aspiring to be "part of the cure and not the disease."
to quote Cold Play.
Becoming the person I was created to be
not the person you expect me to be
"Girls Just Want to Have FUN!"
You don't need an excuse to Love just an opportunity!