Nice diversionary tactic, but it's been tried before and it didn't work (well, not after the first time, rofl)....You ladies need to find a new tactic.....Is that a treasure galleon, I see, on the horizon?
I'm going to my bunk.
(and takes her jewelry with her)
YOU are not going anywhere, young lady....Including shopping....Boy, some wenches are HIGH maintenance....and a lot of work.....<<<retreating to My own cabin for a drink...or two...or....>>>> :drink::drink::drink::drink::drink: