I am so jealous, you guys have such a wonderful, supportive and loving vibe here.

[CaptLex]

A few quick questions for all you pirates:

1. What are the three ARRs of Piracy (or, Privateering as some may call it)?

We don't need no educashun! :p

2. Do you support the endeavors of online pirates? (i.e. illegal music downloads, movie piracy)

Only if it's done on the high seas - piracy on dry land is for landlubbers.

3. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster claims that global warming is a direct cause of the plummeting number of pirates worldwide. What are your thoughts on this?

That explains so much.

4. Are Pirates considered Sailors? If so, are they required to curse like sailors?

Of course we're sailors . . . and swearing like a sailor is as important as rum and tattoos.

5.What's the difference between Testosterone, TestostARRone, TestARRsterum, and plain ol' regular rum?

At least you didn't ask about Testolexrum (yes, there is such a thing). We could tell you, but then we'd have to keel-haul you.

Oh that reminds me... I need to build a distress signal to get off this ship and back into Girly-Island... where's the rum?

We had that happen once and then we found ourselves in a "why is the rum gone?" situation - so no rum for you! :nono: