This is simple... but I don't know anything about you that might temper what I say. How old are you? Do you live in a big city or small town? Do you have any friends at all? Have a job? Car? Hobbies?
Mid twenties, reasonable sized conservative town (though not a big city), yes I have friends, yes I have a job - computer related, an old car, hobbies are generally computer related or involve writing/simple comic drawing.

I posted on Craigslist and found a lady, young enough to be my daughter even. She was willing to help in any way possible. Nothing was off limits with her. I'll bet within a week you will have a friend if you post on Craigslist. Keep us posted on how things go.
I'd be curious to know where you posted and how you were sure who you were speaking to.