Ultimate feminine experience?

[VeronicaMoonlit]

Bikini waxing

Ahh, I take it you see massive pain as the "Ultimate feminine experience"

......At least that's how I think it is supposed to go

Dinner, wine, conversation, desert. Maybe dancing or a nice play. Then home where I would tease HER unmercifully in the car and then go up to me apartment alone. I think that is how it's supposed to go, for me anyway.

But then, don't go crying to your girlfriends about why he won't call and make them explain to you yet again that he's just not that into you.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

all you get for your efforts is ending up sitting alone in front of your television set in your bathrobe and fuzzy slippers on a Saturday night watching a chick flick and bawling your eyes out while bingeing on a tub of Haagen-Dasz ice cream.

I have no fuzzy slippers, but that is pretty much what my saturday nights are like, except I try not to cry into my Ben & Jerry's Phish Food.

Men are such pigs! :D.

Yes! And they suck! And they're assholes, and they...uh oh, wait a minute...damn. Well I'm just going to have to get that taken care of.

Guys don't read those Harlequin romances.

I did.

I want to be treated BETTER

Me too.

Go get me a beer.

Ur doin it wrong. It's:

"Go get me a beer, woman, the game is on. And while you're in the kitchen, start up my Hungry Man XXL. And bring in some chips, dip and vienna sausages, I need an appetizer before that."

chug-a-lug

"Woman, bring me another beer. Buuuurp. Fart."

Veronica
Rondelle (Ron) Rogers Jr.