Quote Originally Posted by MissConstrued View Post
It's paint, fer chrissakes.
Is it? Using your favorite scientific reference, dictionary.com, paint is

a substance composed of solid coloring matter suspended in a liquid medium and applied as a protective or decorative coating to various surfaces, or to canvas or other materials in producing a work of art.
Some nail polishes are known to include solid coloring matter (including fish scales), but you have not established that all nail polishes include solid coloring matter, and thus have not established that nail polishes are paint.