What a great story, and what a great sense of humor you have in telling it. Have you ever heard the old saying, "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush? I guess it just goes to show if the bird had landed in your hand instead of your car seat, the scenario could have had an entirely different outcome. Next time I go to Taco Bell I'll be sure to be on the lookout for Jack Sparrow or any of his cronies, so that I won't become the next victim of a feathered assault. By the way,,, How was the food?