Girls, it has gotten worse. the septic guy was leaving as the UPS guy was coming up the sidewalk and he told him what was happening so I had to take care of him too. He told the FedX guy who then came to my house followed by the Dominos pizza kid. The milkman and the postman were next and pretty soon the street was blocked with delivery trucks. My neighbor called the cops and when they discovered what was going on the whole precinct showed up, at least they brought doughnuts. The Salvation Army band is waiting in line on my sidewalk and some Jehovahs Witnesses are at my door. I need your help girls, what should I do?
