"Honey please don't ever, ever, ever look in the right side of our closet....ever. Those dresses are not mine!!! They're for the.....er.....ah.....
Oh and all that lingerie!! HA HA!!! Those aren't mine either!! I swear!! They're...ah.....er...."
Yeah....she knows I dress. lolI can't even imagine how painful the above conversation would be lol. Pretty horrible.