like leak to them or get "caught" with pictures of you on the computer (not sexy ones)... and getting HR's approval (with some sort of evidence) would be imortant if you didn't want to get fired shortly... make a "trail". I saw a comedy skit recently where the guy was gay and started teaching his class B&D with his boyfriend in the hopeshe would get fired and could sue the company for millions. It was one of those sarcastic animations. But I think that is where it would go... better be very strategic... AND lucky. Plus, I'd get a hungry attorneys advice pri to and every step of the way. Esp in these days of hi unemployment. But hey, I don't know, maybe you are looking for early retirement and this is the best form of golden parachute you can get?