"Well honey, I think the 50 pounds you gained since the pregnancy makes you look fat and ugly, and I find you to be somewhat physically repulsive...but only in the daylight. Much easier being intimate with you in the dark, since I can't see your rolls of fat".
To all of you who think "brutal honesty" is the best policy - enjoy being single. Forever.
**NOTE** Making a profound statement in three sentences is always prefferable to making the same statement in 30 sentences.
