OMG! We had to go there didn't we. I am so fat that none on my skirts fit me anymore and I look like a stuffed sausage. Talk about muffin top. Since I have retired the weight has just piled on and now that I can't hardly do any exercise because my back has really been bothering me, it all seems hopeless. I am searching for alternatives but I must admit I have become incredibly lazy also. Is there anyone out there I can mail some fat to? Oh and Sherry I have your diet but I can't seem to get started it's too hard.