Surprise Suggestions?

[sandra-leigh]

To cut the long story short: we met when we were 8, at 18 he finally asked me out.

I don't know why it is, but cross-dressers can be incredibly dense. Sometimes hitting the donkey with a stick isn't good enough, and you need to also put a big sign on the stick that says, "This is a stick, and I am hitting you with it!" -- and add a flashing sign and a sound-track.

But anyhow...