Hello! I'm new to the board. I've read this thread with great interest, because it's a common problem. However, I've seen no mention here about "Metrosexuals", or "Manscaping". I live in desolation here in Iowa, but even here these are familiar terms. I don't work in an office, and dirt and grease are occupational hazards. I told a couple of the guys I work with that I was thinking about manscaping because of dirt and perspiration gatting matted in my body hair. Result is, it would be a nonissue for most. Sorry if this sounds disgusting, but I lost a great job a couple years ago, and I have a disabled wife to take care of. I gotta do whatever it takes to pay the bills.