I tried again with no such luck.
After I'm done it looks more like a volcano than being anything close to flat.
My main goal was to tie it all down to keep those bloody (not literally) erections down but the damn thing was trying to hop up while I was taping!
If I soaked my penis in Preparation H for a day, would it shrink?
:P
This is why I roll my eyes when I hear people bragging about penis size or wanting theirs even bigger.
