My worst feature? That's an easy one - my dangly parts by far. That I unfortunately have them, that is, and that they remain attached to me.

A much more difficult question for me to answer would be what is my best feature. Given that I really have no good features, I think it would be a toss up between my second toe nearest my big toe on my left foot, and a very small patch of blemish free, almost perfect skin just below my right elbow on the back side of my arm.