I once started a thread entitle "The Golden Key", which was meant to be a satiric romp on such "why questions".
Understandably, the thread was deleted by the mods (as satire is meant for the bar room).
But I will say that the art of "satire" was once considered a "high art" by the European literary community, which meant that it revealed truth in "non-traditional" ways.
I forget the specifics of the thread, but several of us fine gals here in the forum had begun to reduce the "why" equation to a few key items, which included but certainly was not limited to:
1) Smurfs
2) Guitars
3) Twinkies (the pastry)
4) Some type of special Rum
5) A haphazardly discarded "maid's outfit"
The equation was nearly finished, you see, but the final "ingredient" had been written on a bar napkin that mysteriously "disappeared" when the United States defeated the Russians in hockey during the 1980 Winter Olympics.
