Using your sad theory, I can just see the boardroom discussion...Originally Posted by LexiNexi
Hey Bruce, come on in. Now that you are separated from the queen bee of the K clan, you know your income stream will dry up completely. No one will give a hoot about you any longer. But check this out, we have an idea. Don't say no right away, just roll with it and you'll see the upside. We're thinking of starting a new reality show where an olympic athlete who everyone sees as the epitome of masculinity transitions into a woman.
Yes, we're serious. You are in your mid-sixties and this will help to ensure you maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. Think it through. You would go on female hormones that will have tremendous effects on your body as well as your mind.
What? You're correct, THAT will not function any longer. But you're divorced and old, you won't be needing to use it any longer.
We will put you in touch with the best surgeons to feminize your face and enhance your chest.
Yes, we mean breasts.
I know you've probably never worn a dress before in your life but you'll get used to it. I hear high heels take practice but you have proven to be up to physical challenges that are much greater.
You will then live out the rest of your life as a female and your new show will segue off of the heartache your family experiences as they come to grips with your decision to become a woman.
This will be huge, a ratings winner as well as a winner for your bank account. The internet will buzz with your every step. The paparazzi will go nuts.
Huh? No, that wasn't a Freudian slip. Those'll eventually go too.
Your motivations will be questioned by the trans community. Message board sites will debate your motivations. Whether you represent well. Whether you are going to far. Heck, we can even arrange for you to get an ESPY of your very own.
Whaddya think? We have the contracts all ready to go.
Are there enough absurdities present? Makes any notion to suggest this is simply a money grab pretty darned absurd, huh???
