Well I can't do half those things or they don't happen to me, especially the Valentine's thing. And I so looked forward to being a woman. AH! There's the difference, you know you're a GIRL when snapping bras and collecting shoes define you. You know you are a woman when you don't put that much weight on little things but realize suddenly that you still have bills to pay and work to do and all the dresses in the closet aren't going to make that easier. That you have the same problems in life you had as a guy and then added more.
I know this is all in fun, but reinforcing stereotypes, to me, doesn't help people move forward.
And Zooey and Paula, I only have ONE makeup brush holder but I'll catch up
