The other day my wife said, "No one ever sexually harassed me at work. What's wrong with me?" She was being facetious, of course. But I had to remind her that it was probably because she was the harasser. After all, she was my supervisor when we started dating and she wasn't subtle about her attraction. What was I supposed to do? I didn't want to get a bad review! My situation is an anomaly, though. I'll never be accused of sexual harassment because women scared the crap out of me. If I found a woman attractive, I could barely talk to her. Women (not all of course) were strangely attracted to me when I was younger. The young ones would just be flirty until I didn't show any interest but the older ones were like "if I were twenty years younger, I'd tear you up." If I were a Real Man™, I could have cleaned up in the sex department but the attention just increased my anxiety. I felt that I would never be able to perform up to their expectations. Maybe I can sue and get some cold hard cash for being a wimp. I don't see how the #metoo movement could help someone like me. I absolutely depended on women to act "inappropriately" or I would have never got laid.
