Here's what I do - it's easy and slightly different from other descriptions here, so is worth a try. Slightly graphic description, but this isn't exactly a subtle thread lol.
Lie on your back with your knees up (that's important) and pull your penis up towards your belly button and keep a slight pull on it the whole time. Your nuts will retract inside your body, pretty much on their own, leaving the scrotum empty. It's a natural reflex position to keep them safe when you're having sex with the partner on top, so they're perfectly comfortable and safe once inside those internal canals. You might have to press on them a little bit the first few times until they get used to the idea. You'll know it's right when your knees are up, the scrotum is empty and the nuts have disappeared inside you. Keep that pull on your penis and you should be able to tuck most of the sack in after them if you want.
Once you're happy and comfortable, stretch your penis down over everything and towards your ass, like a lid to seal everything in. Then just pull up your gaff/panties to keep everything from falling out when you stand up, and you're done. Knees down, stand up, have a good night
Once you get a bit of practice, you'll be able to do this tuck standing up, which allows you to pee on a night out.
For an extra flat front, do it exactly the same but at the end pull the penis as tight as possible and tape to your ass. I don't do this any more, it's not worth the extra hassle, to me.
Originally Posted by Eemz
Here's what I do - it's easy and slightly different from other descriptions here, so is worth a try. Slightly graphic description, but this isn't exactly a subtle thread lol.
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